4/5/18: New Trends, Fool Me Once, April Fools.
4/3/18: Winning back Ex, PCP Toast, Special Delivery.
3/30/18: Underage Over Limit, Food Poisoning, Passing Gas.
3/27/18: The news chose itself.
3/26/18: Ketchup Slices, Order Overboard, Not So Happy Anniversary.
3/22/18: Day of Dino, Cigarette fire, Untitled.
3/21/18: Man on Run, Tired, Law and Love.
3/20/18: Emoji Trends, Bad St. Patty's Day, Drive Thu Jail.
3/19/18: DOH!, Walk Out, Alcohol Goats and Florida.
3/16/18: Robbery Ragu, Robbed What?, Weird Uber Stuff.
3/15/18: Man Cave, DUI at Alter, Hotdog Revenge.
3/13/18: Law and Ethics, Border Patrol, Speeding.
3/6/18: Life Goals, New Words, Zombie Apocalypse.
2/28/18: Meatball Robbery, Flexible Thief, Canadian Getaway.
2/26/18: RUI, Illegal Dumping, Fear of Flying.
2/23/18: Fire Filled Divorce, And Twins, Babe Bracket.
2/21/18: Just a Jacket, Misuse of 911, Who Flew Poo.
2/15/18: Too Cold, Sir Mix Alot, Bigfoot in Court.
2/13/18: Survey Says, Finding Harmony, Back on the Boat.
2/12/18: Locked Out Robbery, Abanded Ship, Lucky Charms.
2/9/18: Stick Figure, Double Steal, Breakfast Cereal Debate.
2/8/18: Exhibit A, Day Job, Choosing Florida?
2/6/18: Disgruntled Boss, Eagles Fan, Spicy Ice Cream.
2/5/18: Unwanted Wedding Guest, Mustang Man, Reunited and Feels Good.
2/2/18: Tow Truck Revenge, Sobriety Test, Super Bus Driver.
2/1/18: 1 Ride 4 Crimes, Illegal Fruit Smuggling, Drunk Naked and Stupid.
1/30/18: Jerry Springer Meets Liar Liar, Poor Dominoes.
1/29/18: Too Cold, Fidget Spinner, BBQ Sauce.
1/26/18: Jesus Take the Wheel, Fishy Robbery, Burrito on the Go.
1/23/18: OCD Sandwich, Cops Not Messing Around, Marry Me Again.
1/22/18: Not Equal, Donut Downfall, Banking on a DUI.
1/19/18: Killer Cuddler, Awkward Ladies Night, Punch Drunk.
1/18/18: Bad Day, Drunk on Catnip, Fake News.
1/16/18: Worst Fear, People of Walmart, Phone Equals Fight.
1/15/18: Meow Takeoff, Chucky Carpool, Manskirts.
1/11/18: Shot in Hand, Fighting Crime, Stolen Tank.
1/10/18: I'm Listening, Social Tattoo, Oldest Vikings Fan.
1/9/18: Fantasy Football Punishment, Office Robbery, Couch Potato.
1/8/18: Too Good of a Samaritan, Stuck in Snow, Bad Browns.
1/4/18: That's Impressive, Deadly Glitter, Wings Beer and Bitcoin.
1/3/18: Bad Browns, Hot Tamale, Best Friends.
1/2/18: Price of Friendship, Karma on Vacation, Email Scammer Caught.
12/29/17: Rewriting The Dictionary Not Enough Snow, Elephants Aren't People.
12/28/17: Bad Haircut, Beer Abuse, Britain Snow Struggles.
12/27/17: Oh California, Shocking Electric Bill, ATM Out Of Order.
12/22/17: Beef Bandit, Wrong Guy To Rob, Fake News.
12/21/17: Nut Rage, Extreme Haircuts, Pot Deal For SUV.
12/20/17: Ex Prisoner Chefs, Booze Shut Down, Resteraunt Robbery.
12/19/17: Poopin' Pooch, Drug Dealing Ghost, Mom of the Year.
12/18/17: Nativity Cow, Tickets For Crickets, Ho Ho Oh No.
12/15/17: Confusing 911 Call, Uber Ambulance, Allergic to Weddings.
12/14/17: Good Samaritan, Babbysitting Burgular, Cell Phone Rescue.
12/8/17: Bank Robber, Not So Happy Hour, Cat Banned.
12/7/17: Stand Your Ground, Personal Rave, Fried Mascot.
12/6/17: Pizza & Beer, More Beer, Feel Good News.
12/5/17: Bologna Smuggler, Robbing Bachelor, Bit Of Bad Luck.
12/4/17: Possum Party, Make Your Own Road, Don't try At Home.
11/30/17: Hunter Helps Deer, Landing Lights, Drunk Crash Tickle.
11/28/17: Kiddy Driver, All Bark No Bite, A Pyromaniac.
11/27/17: Flamethrower vs Car, Olive Garden, Coffin For Sale.
11/22/17: Reckless Driving, Turkey Plunge, Mankini Saga.
11/21/17: Butt Dial, Camel Breaks Out, Turkey Takeover.
11/17/17: Chicken thief, The Munchies, Little Window.
11/16/17: Turkey Theft, Sausage boycott, Dirty Drawers.
11/15/17: Internet Must be True, Utterly Ridiculous, Oh No It's Magic.
11/13/17: Sweet Outcome, Beer Bust, Robbery Report.
11/10/17: Knocked Out, Slow Getaway, Voting to Drink.
11/8/17: Missing Cat, Naked Car Crash, Hot and Could.
11/7/17: Distracted Lawmaker, Claws are Out.
11/6/17: Drop and Shop, RWI, Ice Deal.
11/3/17: Breakfast and Guns, Fuel the Fire, Bobcat Bathroom.
11/2/17: Stranger Revenge, Mobile Pool, Pepper Spray Beer.
11/1/17: Spooky Clowns, Full Moon, X Marks the Spot.
10/31/17: Lighter Side, Mights As Well Drinks, Barks for Books.
10/30/17: Real Clown, Air Force Santa, Tragic Beer Spill.
10/27/17: Hurry and Arrest, Beautiful Mess, Frying Pan.
10/24/17: Everybody Dance Now, Power of Music, Great Cake.
10/20/17: Selfie Stick, Flexible Thief, Car Crash News.
10/17/17: Horse of Course, Last Minute Lottery, Bucket List.
10/16/17: Diamond Rescue, Hot Dog Heist, Hide and Seek.
10/12/17: Shark-Suit, Bad Superman, Clean Burglar.
10/9/17: Sweet and Spicy, Resume to Arrest, Big Truck Small Clearence.
10/5/17: Hurst Donut, Just Say No, Alien Excuse.
10/4/17: De-Pantsed, Bad Record, Panda Under Arrest.
10/3/17: Fire Washing Machine, Monkey Business, Drug Smugglin Granny.
10/2/17: Mustaches and Drugs, Stinky Situation, Oh Cologne.
9/28/17: Fireworks Plus Cops, Median Panhandling, Intoxicated Mayor.
9/26/17: Some Friends, Master of Impressions.
9/25/17: Candy-Corn Pizza, 5 Star KFC, Mountainious Mishap.
9/22/17: Chew It Over, Hamburglar, Hillbilly Hotties.
9/21/17: Fanny Packs and Clown For Council.
9/19/17: Snake For Dinner, Rains and Pours, Beer Golf Guns.
9/18/17: Facebook Ruins Relationships, Different Kind of Takeout, Beans=Gains.
9/15/17: Apply For Arrest, Check This Out, Get Your Fix.
9/14/17: Easiest Arrest Ever, Ambitious Looting, Alt Breathing.
9/12/17: Real Life Goldie Locks, Lefeless Uhaul Robbery, Hop Tile You Drop.
9/11/17: Nude Cyclists, Beers and Bobcats, Hot Tub Drug Bust.
9/8/17: Locked In, Doubly Distracted, Spidy Saves the Day.
9/1/17: One Last Bust, What's My Name, Survey Says.
8/31/17: Running of the Balls, Pumpkin Spice, Help I've Fallen.
8/30/17: Making it Rain, Dudes & Dudettes, and Snapchat.
8/29/17: Butterfingers, Home Buyers Remorse, and Let It Go.
8/28/17: Short DUI, Early Driving Lesson, and Boring Crime?
8/25/17: Impossible Crossword, Candy Corn, and Sunscreen Whoa's.
8/22/17: Don't Steal, Help I've Fallen, and Sticks & Stones.
8/21/17: Last Time, What Not To Do, and Wise Burglar.
8/18/17: Lama Golf, Jorts Bandit, and Smokin Sorento.
8/17/17: Acting Like Animals, Give a Mouse a Sandwich.
8/15/17: With Goats, Steamrollin, and It's Alright Propane.
8/14/17: Sense of Direction, Living Dead, This Tall to Ride.
8/11/17: Cleaning Caper, Spirit in the Sky, Strange Wilderness.
8/10/17: It's Not Delivery, I'd Like to Place an Ad, New Menu Item.
8/9/17: Extra Rewarding, The Dating Game, Ask Questions Later.
8/1/17: Smokin', Marriage is a Roller Coaster, Just Keep Swimming.
7/31/17: Things to Do, One Hour Ride, Bidding War.
7/26/17: At Last, Who You Gonna Call, Fuhrer or Fabulous.
7/24/17: Down the Chute, Call a Cab, The Sky is Falling.
7/21/17: Polly Want a Witness, Meatier Shower, To the Moon.
7/19/17: Never Too Old to Do What You Love, Mo Money Mo Problems, Leg to Stand On.
7/18/17: Angels in the Outfield, The Dog Whisperer, Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged.
7/17/17: That Smell, Complete Your Order, Early Riser.
7/14/17: There's a Man Inside, Passive-Aggressive, What the Eel.
7/13/17: D is for Drugs, Even a Monkey Could Do It, Senator Without a Cause.
7/12/17: When There's Lightning, Any Requests, Little Pink Houses.
7/11/17: Huff and Puff, Chips Ahoy, Excellent Year.
7/10/17: Monkey Business, Thine Road Rage Be Done, Something on the Wing.
7/7/17: Expensive Spinner, Yeah running is faster, That's a lot of Cake.
7/6/17: If That Ain't Country, Walk This Way, On the Naughty List.
7/5/17: Fully Loaded, Act Casual, Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road.
6/30/17: A Woman Scorned, By a Hair, Parking Lot Justice.
6/29/17: One Last Ride, Spin Me Right Round, Safe at Home.
6/28/17: You Big Baby, Do Not Pass Go, Close Encounters.
6/27/17: This Just In, Mistaken Identity, Seafood to Go.
6/26/17: Life of Leisure, The Heat is On, Staying Alive.
6/20/17: Roll On, Order Up, Oh Baby.
6/19/17: Caught in a Trap, A Light Bronze, Rock Lobster.
6/16/17: Explosive Situation, Man or Woman, Wherever You are.
6/15/17: Arachnophobia, Ruffled Feathers, The Truth is Out There.
6/13/17: Bats in the Belfry, Where's the Fire, Cued Up.
6/12/17: Goose Goose Duck, On the Border, 8 Ball Corner Pocket.
6/9/17: If I Only Had a Heart, Penny for Your Thoughts, Let Them Eat Cake.
6/6/17: My Audience Awaits, Grand Theft Road Rage, Joke's On You.
6/5/17: A Woman's Purse, Piano Bear, Mutant Crab.
6/2/17: Create a Diversion, Pay Attention to Me, A Beautiful Name.
6/1/17: Deep Breath, Mas Tequila, Hot Money.
5/31/17: That Explains It, Creep, Making Our State Look Bad.
5/30/17: Unlucky Moon, Don't Have a Cow, Gonna Go Back in Time.
5/25/17: Bigger, Stronger, Rustier; Something Fowl; Bear the Smell.
5/23/17: Diamond in the Rough, Alcohol Unawareness, Prehistoric Pranking.
5/22/17: The Award Goes to, Don't Forget My Number, Feeling Like a Criminal.
5/18/17: What an Animal, The HPD Won't Let it Be, Doctor My Eyes.
5/17/17: Stuffed Lizard, That's Punny, There's What in Your Toilet.
5/16/17: Blame the Dog, Do You Deliver, Spice Up Your Life.
5/15/17: Over the Hump, Hello Neighbor, Nachyo Cheese.
5/12/17: Back from the Dead, I Swear, Be Aggressive B-E Aggressive.
5/10/17: Somebody's Hangry, Feather in Your Cap, Slither on Home.
5/9/17: Making an Entrance, United Again, No Parking.
5/8/17: Presidential Pinata, Facebook Famous, Playing Possum.
5/5/17: Don't Look at Me Squirrel, Oh So Dirty Money , Flying Now a Days.
5/3/17: Rise of the Machines, Slither Away, Prayer Works.
5/1/17: Kitten in a Tree, Pump the Brakes, School's Out.
4/28/17: The Sky is Falling, #Dumped, That's Gourmet.
4/25/17: Crazy Train, Priorities, Let Me Out.
4/24/17: Mulligan, Pants on Fire, Lost and Found.
4/21/17: Dog Eat Dog, Seems Legit, Back to School.
4/20/17: Hath No Fury, If You Can Dodge a Wrench, Phrasing.
4/18/17: Doggin' It, Ay Chihuahua, Personal Zoo.
4/17/17: Committed to the Bit, Live Birth, i Will Always Love You.
4/14/17: Good Ol Cheeseburger, Hatchet Job, Holding Out for a Hero.
4/10/17: Lady Luck, Glamor Shots, Keep That Thing On a Leash.
4/7/17: Not Your Mama's Cookin, Return to Sender, See You Later Alligator.
4/6/17: Can't Buy Me Love, It's Not Butter, Under the Sea.
4/5/17: Wherefore Art Thou, Diamonds Are Forever, If the Shirt Fits.
4/4/17: Bees, No Horsing Around, Beef to Go.
4/3/17: Spare One Square, How Romantic, Pay it Forward.
3/31/17: I'll Be Watching You, It Must Be True, No Kids Allowed.
3/28/17: Horse Power, One Man's Trash, Hey Bartender.
3/27/17: In the Name Of, By the Code, Dearly Departed.
3/24/17: A Brush With Danger, I'm Feeling Saucy, When Gaming is Life.
3/23/17: That Smell, Andre Iguan-Agassi, And a Dash of Mint.
3/22/17: Sweet Karma, Who's Cheatin Who, Dont Do Drugs.
3/21/17: Burnin Down the House, McSlap, You Had a Bad Day.
3/17/17: Here Kitty Kitty, I'll Drink to That, Get Off the Tracks.
3/16/17: Do Coconuts Migrate, Gas and Sass, Secret Agent Man.
3/15/17: Candy Shop, Nailed It, Got Ya.
3/14/17: That Was Dumb, Delicious Heart Attack, What Was That Again.
3/13/17: Here Come the Rooster, Liar Liar, Had Your Chance.
3/7/17: Cheeseburger in Paradise, Follow the Silver Can Road, Lay Off the Cheddar.
3/6/17: And a Hard Place, Poultry In Motion, Taco Bout Convenient.