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10/17/17: Horse of Course, Last Minute Lottery, Bucket List.


10/16/17: Diamond Rescue, Hot Dog Heist, Hide and Seek.


10/12/17: Shark-Suit, Bad Superman, Clean Burglar.


10/9/17: Sweet and Spicy, Resume to Arrest, Big Truck Small Clearence.


10/5/17: Hurst Donut, Just Say No, Alien Excuse.


10/4/17: De-Pantsed, Bad Record, Panda Under Arrest.


10/3/17: Fire Washing Machine, Monkey Business, Drug Smugglin Granny.


10/2/17: Mustaches and Drugs, Stinky Situation, Oh Cologne.


9/28/17: Fireworks Plus Cops, Median Panhandling, Intoxicated Mayor.


9/26/17: Some Friends, Master of Impressions.


9/25/17: Candy-Corn Pizza, 5 Star KFC, Mountainious Mishap.


9/22/17: Chew It Over, Hamburglar, Hillbilly Hotties.


9/21/17: Fanny Packs and Clown For Council.


9/19/17: Snake For Dinner, Rains and Pours, Beer Golf Guns.


9/18/17: Facebook Ruins Relationships, Different Kind of Takeout, Beans=Gains.


9/15/17: Apply For Arrest, Check This Out, Get Your Fix.


9/14/17: Easiest Arrest Ever, Ambitious Looting, Alt Breathing.


9/12/17: Real Life Goldie Locks, Lefeless Uhaul Robbery, Hop Tile You Drop.


9/11/17: Nude Cyclists, Beers and Bobcats, Hot Tub Drug Bust.


9/8/17: Locked In, Doubly Distracted, Spidy Saves the Day.


9/1/17: One Last Bust, What's My Name, Survey Says.


8/31/17: Running of the Balls, Pumpkin Spice, Help I've Fallen.


8/30/17: Making it Rain, Dudes & Dudettes, and Snapchat.


8/29/17: Butterfingers, Home Buyers Remorse, and Let It Go.


8/28/17: Short DUI, Early Driving Lesson, and Boring Crime?


8/25/17: Impossible Crossword, Candy Corn, and Sunscreen Whoa's.


8/22/17: Don't Steal, Help I've Fallen, and Sticks & Stones.


8/21/17: Last Time, What Not To Do, and Wise Burglar.


8/18/17: Lama Golf, Jorts Bandit, and Smokin Sorento.


8/17/17: Acting Like Animals, Give a Mouse a Sandwich.


8/15/17: With Goats, Steamrollin, and It's Alright Propane.


8/14/17: Sense of Direction, Living Dead, This Tall to Ride.


8/11/17: Cleaning Caper, Spirit in the Sky, Strange Wilderness.


8/10/17: It's Not Delivery, I'd Like to Place an Ad, New Menu Item.


8/9/17: Extra Rewarding, The Dating Game, Ask Questions Later.


8/1/17: Smokin', Marriage is a Roller Coaster, Just Keep Swimming.


7/31/17: Things to Do, One Hour Ride, Bidding War.


7/26/17: At Last, Who You Gonna Call, Fuhrer or Fabulous.


7/24/17: Down the Chute, Call a Cab, The Sky is Falling.


7/21/17: Polly Want a Witness, Meatier Shower, To the Moon.


7/19/17: Never Too Old to Do What You Love, Mo Money Mo Problems, Leg to Stand On.


7/18/17: Angels in the Outfield, The Dog Whisperer, Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged.


7/17/17: That Smell, Complete Your Order, Early Riser.


7/14/17: There's a Man Inside, Passive-Aggressive, What the Eel.


7/13/17: D is for Drugs, Even a Monkey Could Do It, Senator Without a Cause.


7/12/17: When There's Lightning, Any Requests, Little Pink Houses.


7/11/17: Huff and Puff, Chips Ahoy, Excellent Year.


7/10/17: Monkey Business, Thine Road Rage Be Done, Something on the Wing.


7/7/17: Expensive Spinner, Yeah running is faster, That's a lot of Cake.


7/6/17: If That Ain't Country, Walk This Way, On the Naughty List.


7/5/17: Fully Loaded, Act Casual, Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road.


6/30/17: A Woman Scorned, By a Hair, Parking Lot Justice.


6/29/17: One Last Ride, Spin Me Right Round, Safe at Home.


6/28/17: You Big Baby, Do Not Pass Go, Close Encounters.


6/27/17: This Just In, Mistaken Identity, Seafood to Go.


6/26/17: Life of Leisure, The Heat is On, Staying Alive.


6/20/17: Roll On, Order Up, Oh Baby.


6/19/17: Caught in a Trap, A Light Bronze, Rock Lobster.


6/16/17: Explosive Situation, Man or Woman, Wherever You are.


6/15/17: Arachnophobia, Ruffled Feathers, The Truth is Out There.


6/13/17: Bats in the Belfry, Where's the Fire, Cued Up.


6/12/17: Goose Goose Duck, On the Border, 8 Ball Corner Pocket.


6/9/17: If I Only Had a Heart, Penny for Your Thoughts, Let Them Eat Cake.


6/6/17: My Audience Awaits, Grand Theft Road Rage, Joke's On You.


6/5/17: A Woman's Purse, Piano Bear, Mutant Crab.


6/2/17: Create a Diversion, Pay Attention to Me, A Beautiful Name.


6/1/17: Deep Breath, Mas Tequila, Hot Money.


5/31/17: That Explains It, Creep, Making Our State Look Bad.


5/30/17: Unlucky Moon, Don't Have a Cow, Gonna Go Back in Time.


5/25/17: Bigger, Stronger, Rustier; Something Fowl; Bear the Smell.


5/23/17: Diamond in the Rough, Alcohol Unawareness, Prehistoric Pranking.


5/22/17: The Award Goes to, Don't Forget My Number, Feeling Like a Criminal.


5/18/17: What an Animal, The HPD Won't Let it Be, Doctor My Eyes.


5/17/17: Stuffed Lizard, That's Punny, There's What in Your Toilet.


5/16/17: Blame the Dog, Do You Deliver, Spice Up Your Life.


5/15/17: Over the Hump, Hello Neighbor, Nachyo Cheese.


5/12/17: Back from the Dead, I Swear, Be Aggressive B-E Aggressive.


5/10/17: Somebody's Hangry, Feather in Your Cap, Slither on Home.


5/9/17: Making an Entrance, United Again, No Parking.


5/8/17: Presidential Pinata, Facebook Famous, Playing Possum.


5/5/17: Don't Look at Me Squirrel, Oh So Dirty Money , Flying Now a Days.


5/3/17: Rise of the Machines, Slither Away, Prayer Works.


5/1/17: Kitten in a Tree, Pump the Brakes, School's Out.


4/28/17: The Sky is Falling, #Dumped, That's Gourmet.


4/25/17: Crazy Train, Priorities, Let Me Out.


4/24/17: Mulligan, Pants on Fire, Lost and Found.


4/21/17: Dog Eat Dog, Seems Legit, Back to School.


4/20/17: Hath No Fury, If You Can Dodge a Wrench, Phrasing.


4/18/17: Doggin' It, Ay Chihuahua, Personal Zoo.


4/17/17: Committed to the Bit, Live Birth, i Will Always Love You.


4/14/17: Good Ol Cheeseburger, Hatchet Job, Holding Out for a Hero.


4/10/17: Lady Luck, Glamor Shots, Keep That Thing On a Leash.


4/7/17: Not Your Mama's Cookin, Return to Sender, See You Later Alligator.


4/6/17: Can't Buy Me Love, It's Not Butter, Under the Sea.


4/5/17: Wherefore Art Thou, Diamonds Are Forever, If the Shirt Fits.


4/4/17: Bees, No Horsing Around, Beef to Go.


4/3/17: Spare One Square, How Romantic, Pay it Forward.


3/31/17: I'll Be Watching You, It Must Be True, No Kids Allowed.


3/28/17: Horse Power, One Man's Trash, Hey Bartender.


3/27/17: In the Name Of, By the Code, Dearly Departed.


3/24/17: A Brush With Danger, I'm Feeling Saucy, When Gaming is Life.


3/23/17: That Smell, Andre Iguan-Agassi, And a Dash of Mint.


3/22/17: Sweet Karma, Who's Cheatin Who, Dont Do Drugs.


3/21/17: Burnin Down the House, McSlap, You Had a Bad Day.


3/17/17: Here Kitty Kitty, I'll Drink to That, Get Off the Tracks.


3/16/17: Do Coconuts Migrate, Gas and Sass, Secret Agent Man.


3/15/17: Candy Shop, Nailed It, Got Ya.


3/14/17: That Was Dumb, Delicious Heart Attack, What Was That Again.


3/13/17: Here Come the Rooster, Liar Liar, Had Your Chance.


3/7/17: Cheeseburger in Paradise, Follow the Silver Can Road, Lay Off the Cheddar.


3/6/17: And a Hard Place, Poultry In Motion, Taco Bout Convenient.