You Choose the News

7/5/18: Aliens...Invade, Love In The Air, 74 or 64.


7/3/18: Scammed By The Boss, Fried Rice Syndrome, Freaky Fast Breakup.


7/2/18: Snakes In Home, Need A Ride, Pillow Fight.


6/29/18: A Dare, Camo, Fountain Of Youth.


6/28/18: 911 Pranks, Christmas Pot, Public Bathrooms.


6/27/18: Waiting For A Job, Lesson Not Learned, Wife Of The Year.


6/22/18: Cell Phone Mishap, A Few Mis-Spellings.


6/20/18: Addicted To Gaming, Payback, White Wine.


6/15/18: Drop It Like It's Hot, Test My Meth, Taco Defense.


6/14/18: Steal Pretty, Social Experiment, Get Smart.


6/12/18: Rake and Hammer Fight, Wouldn't Get That Tattoo.


6/11/18: Monkey Business, Being Cheap, Game of Prequels.


6/8/18: Ketchup, Scum-Bag Defense, Best Friends.


6/7/18: Remember, Life Not The Game, FOUR....Wheels.


6/6/18: Why Can't We Be Friends, Beaning with Beans, Promises Fulfilled.


6/5/18: Bad News Bearers, Chicken Free Chicken, Airhead.


6/4/18: Fast and Furious, Old Facebook, Philadelphia Wedding.


5/31/18: Fake Resume, Get Out of a DUI, Pool Shaving.


5/30/18: Lady Liberty Karma, Milk, 4 Eyes 4 Smarts.


5/25/18: Texts From Last Night, Arrested, Rise of the Machines.


5/22/18: How Not To: Relieve Yourself On An Airplane, Use Facebook, Go Bar Hopping.


5/21/18: New Audio Illusion, Too Hot For Love, Fake Kidnapping.


5/17/18: Millennial Probs, Romantic Graffiti, It Gives you Wings.


5/16/18: Dance Party, Frownie Brownie's, Dating Advice With Dogs.


5/15/18: Face Drawings, Mothers Day Bonding, Kelvin vs Kevin.


5/14/18: Plan With No Legs, Peaches and Gunfire, PC Fairy Tales.


5/8/18: Opportunistic Prisoners, Explosive Urine, Raccoon Ruckus.


5/7/18: Twitter Hack, Learn To Fly, Mystery Pooper.


5/3/18: Knockout Wedding, If At First You Don't Succeed, Shooting Smoke.


5/1/18: Bad Escape Plan, Jorts, Bay-Coin.


4/30/18: 4 Dollar Deals, Don't Brag, Canadian Crime.


4/23/18: Flying Friendly Skies, Family-Friendly Restaurant, Chicks Dig It.


4/20/18: Old Country New Name, Don't Do Drugs, Alexa Roastmaster.


4/19/18: Follow Up?, Interesting Weapon Choice, Prognosticating Puppy.


4/18/18: Put Down Video Games, Money Can't Buy Happiness, Can You See Me.


4/17/18: Ask and Tell, Tax Day, Next Level CSI.


4/16/18: Dashcam Doofus, Obituary Solves Case, Don't Ghost Dates.


4/13/18: Impatient Person, Facebook Losing Likes, Nintendo Drug Smuggling.


4/12/18: Toasty Toes, gassy Lawsuit, Mayochup.


4/11/18: Doing It Wrong-- Robbery, Gambling, Parenting.


4/10/18: Thunder-Clap Headaches, Weak Bladder, Worst Person.


4/9/18: Wind Blows, Tin Roof, Mind Reader.


4/5/18: New Trends, Fool Me Once, April Fools.


4/3/18: Winning back Ex, PCP Toast, Special Delivery.


3/30/18: Underage Over Limit, Food Poisoning, Passing Gas.


3/27/18: The news chose itself.


3/26/18: Ketchup Slices, Order Overboard, Not So Happy Anniversary.


3/22/18: Day of Dino, Cigarette fire, Untitled.


3/21/18: Man on Run, Tired, Law and Love.


3/20/18: Emoji Trends, Bad St. Patty's Day, Drive Thu Jail.


3/19/18: DOH!, Walk Out, Alcohol Goats and Florida.


3/16/18: Robbery Ragu, Robbed What?, Weird Uber Stuff.


3/15/18: Man Cave, DUI at Alter, Hotdog Revenge.


3/13/18: Law and Ethics, Border Patrol, Speeding.


3/6/18: Life Goals, New Words, Zombie Apocalypse.


2/28/18: Meatball Robbery, Flexible Thief, Canadian Getaway.


2/26/18: RUI, Illegal Dumping, Fear of Flying.


2/23/18: Fire Filled Divorce, And Twins, Babe Bracket.


2/21/18: Just a Jacket, Misuse of 911, Who Flew Poo.


2/15/18: Too Cold, Sir Mix Alot, Bigfoot in Court.


2/13/18: Survey Says, Finding Harmony, Back on the Boat.


2/12/18: Locked Out Robbery, Abanded Ship, Lucky Charms.


2/9/18: Stick Figure, Double Steal, Breakfast Cereal Debate.


2/8/18: Exhibit A, Day Job, Choosing Florida?


2/6/18: Disgruntled Boss, Eagles Fan, Spicy Ice Cream.


2/5/18: Unwanted Wedding Guest, Mustang Man, Reunited and Feels Good.


2/2/18: Tow Truck Revenge, Sobriety Test, Super Bus Driver.


2/1/18: 1 Ride 4 Crimes, Illegal Fruit Smuggling, Drunk Naked and Stupid.


1/30/18: Jerry Springer Meets Liar Liar, Poor Dominoes.


1/29/18: Too Cold, Fidget Spinner, BBQ Sauce.


1/26/18: Jesus Take the Wheel, Fishy Robbery, Burrito on the Go.


1/23/18: OCD Sandwich, Cops Not Messing Around, Marry Me Again.


1/22/18: Not Equal, Donut Downfall, Banking on a DUI.


1/19/18: Killer Cuddler, Awkward Ladies Night, Punch Drunk.


1/18/18: Bad Day, Drunk on Catnip, Fake News.


1/16/18: Worst Fear, People of Walmart, Phone Equals Fight.


1/15/18: Meow Takeoff, Chucky Carpool, Manskirts.


1/11/18: Shot in Hand, Fighting Crime, Stolen Tank.


1/10/18: I'm Listening, Social Tattoo, Oldest Vikings Fan.


1/9/18: Fantasy Football Punishment, Office Robbery, Couch Potato.


1/8/18: Too Good of a Samaritan, Stuck in Snow, Bad Browns.


1/4/18: That's Impressive, Deadly Glitter, Wings Beer and Bitcoin.


1/3/18: Bad Browns, Hot Tamale, Best Friends.


1/2/18: Price of Friendship, Karma on Vacation, Email Scammer Caught.


12/29/17: Rewriting The Dictionary Not Enough Snow, Elephants Aren't People.


12/28/17: Bad Haircut, Beer Abuse, Britain Snow Struggles.


12/27/17: Oh California, Shocking Electric Bill, ATM Out Of Order.


12/22/17: Beef Bandit, Wrong Guy To Rob, Fake News.


12/21/17: Nut Rage, Extreme Haircuts, Pot Deal For SUV.


12/20/17: Ex Prisoner Chefs, Booze Shut Down, Resteraunt Robbery.


12/19/17: Poopin' Pooch, Drug Dealing Ghost, Mom of the Year.


12/18/17: Nativity Cow, Tickets For Crickets, Ho Ho Oh No.


12/15/17: Confusing 911 Call, Uber Ambulance, Allergic to Weddings.


12/14/17: Good Samaritan, Babbysitting Burgular, Cell Phone Rescue.


12/8/17: Bank Robber, Not So Happy Hour, Cat Banned.


12/7/17: Stand Your Ground, Personal Rave, Fried Mascot.


12/6/17: Pizza & Beer, More Beer, Feel Good News.


12/5/17: Bologna Smuggler, Robbing Bachelor, Bit Of Bad Luck.


12/4/17: Possum Party, Make Your Own Road, Don't try At Home.


11/30/17: Hunter Helps Deer, Landing Lights, Drunk Crash Tickle.


11/28/17: Kiddy Driver, All Bark No Bite, A Pyromaniac.


11/27/17: Flamethrower vs Car, Olive Garden, Coffin For Sale.


11/22/17: Reckless Driving, Turkey Plunge, Mankini Saga.


11/21/17: Butt Dial, Camel Breaks Out, Turkey Takeover.


11/17/17: Chicken thief, The Munchies, Little Window.


11/16/17: Turkey Theft, Sausage boycott, Dirty Drawers.


11/15/17: Internet Must be True, Utterly Ridiculous, Oh No It's Magic.


11/13/17: Sweet Outcome, Beer Bust, Robbery Report.


11/10/17: Knocked Out, Slow Getaway, Voting to Drink.


11/8/17: Missing Cat, Naked Car Crash, Hot and Could.


11/7/17: Distracted Lawmaker, Claws are Out.


11/6/17: Drop and Shop, RWI, Ice Deal.


11/3/17: Breakfast and Guns, Fuel the Fire, Bobcat Bathroom.


11/2/17: Stranger Revenge, Mobile Pool, Pepper Spray Beer.


11/1/17: Spooky Clowns, Full Moon, X Marks the Spot.


10/31/17: Lighter Side, Mights As Well Drinks, Barks for Books.


10/30/17: Real Clown, Air Force Santa, Tragic Beer Spill.


10/27/17: Hurry and Arrest, Beautiful Mess, Frying Pan.


10/24/17: Everybody Dance Now, Power of Music, Great Cake.


10/20/17: Selfie Stick, Flexible Thief, Car Crash News.


10/17/17: Horse of Course, Last Minute Lottery, Bucket List.


10/16/17: Diamond Rescue, Hot Dog Heist, Hide and Seek.


10/12/17: Shark-Suit, Bad Superman, Clean Burglar.


10/9/17: Sweet and Spicy, Resume to Arrest, Big Truck Small Clearence.


10/5/17: Hurst Donut, Just Say No, Alien Excuse.


10/4/17: De-Pantsed, Bad Record, Panda Under Arrest.


10/3/17: Fire Washing Machine, Monkey Business, Drug Smugglin Granny.


10/2/17: Mustaches and Drugs, Stinky Situation, Oh Cologne.


9/28/17: Fireworks Plus Cops, Median Panhandling, Intoxicated Mayor.


9/26/17: Some Friends, Master of Impressions.


9/25/17: Candy-Corn Pizza, 5 Star KFC, Mountainious Mishap.


9/22/17: Chew It Over, Hamburglar, Hillbilly Hotties.


9/21/17: Fanny Packs and Clown For Council.


9/19/17: Snake For Dinner, Rains and Pours, Beer Golf Guns.


9/18/17: Facebook Ruins Relationships, Different Kind of Takeout, Beans=Gains.


9/15/17: Apply For Arrest, Check This Out, Get Your Fix.


9/14/17: Easiest Arrest Ever, Ambitious Looting, Alt Breathing.


9/12/17: Real Life Goldie Locks, Lefeless Uhaul Robbery, Hop Tile You Drop.


9/11/17: Nude Cyclists, Beers and Bobcats, Hot Tub Drug Bust.


9/8/17: Locked In, Doubly Distracted, Spidy Saves the Day.


9/1/17: One Last Bust, What's My Name, Survey Says.


8/31/17: Running of the Balls, Pumpkin Spice, Help I've Fallen.


8/30/17: Making it Rain, Dudes & Dudettes, and Snapchat.


8/29/17: Butterfingers, Home Buyers Remorse, and Let It Go.


8/28/17: Short DUI, Early Driving Lesson, and Boring Crime?


8/25/17: Impossible Crossword, Candy Corn, and Sunscreen Whoa's.


8/22/17: Don't Steal, Help I've Fallen, and Sticks & Stones.


8/21/17: Last Time, What Not To Do, and Wise Burglar.


8/18/17: Lama Golf, Jorts Bandit, and Smokin Sorento.


8/17/17: Acting Like Animals, Give a Mouse a Sandwich.


8/15/17: With Goats, Steamrollin, and It's Alright Propane.


8/14/17: Sense of Direction, Living Dead, This Tall to Ride.


8/11/17: Cleaning Caper, Spirit in the Sky, Strange Wilderness.


8/10/17: It's Not Delivery, I'd Like to Place an Ad, New Menu Item.


8/9/17: Extra Rewarding, The Dating Game, Ask Questions Later.


8/1/17: Smokin', Marriage is a Roller Coaster, Just Keep Swimming.


7/31/17: Things to Do, One Hour Ride, Bidding War.


7/26/17: At Last, Who You Gonna Call, Fuhrer or Fabulous.


7/24/17: Down the Chute, Call a Cab, The Sky is Falling.


7/21/17: Polly Want a Witness, Meatier Shower, To the Moon.


7/19/17: Never Too Old to Do What You Love, Mo Money Mo Problems, Leg to Stand On.


7/18/17: Angels in the Outfield, The Dog Whisperer, Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged.


7/17/17: That Smell, Complete Your Order, Early Riser.


7/14/17: There's a Man Inside, Passive-Aggressive, What the Eel.


7/13/17: D is for Drugs, Even a Monkey Could Do It, Senator Without a Cause.


7/12/17: When There's Lightning, Any Requests, Little Pink Houses.


7/11/17: Huff and Puff, Chips Ahoy, Excellent Year.


7/10/17: Monkey Business, Thine Road Rage Be Done, Something on the Wing.


7/7/17: Expensive Spinner, Yeah running is faster, That's a lot of Cake.


7/6/17: If That Ain't Country, Walk This Way, On the Naughty List.


7/5/17: Fully Loaded, Act Casual, Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road.


6/30/17: A Woman Scorned, By a Hair, Parking Lot Justice.


6/29/17: One Last Ride, Spin Me Right Round, Safe at Home.


6/28/17: You Big Baby, Do Not Pass Go, Close Encounters.


6/27/17: This Just In, Mistaken Identity, Seafood to Go.


6/26/17: Life of Leisure, The Heat is On, Staying Alive.


6/20/17: Roll On, Order Up, Oh Baby.


6/19/17: Caught in a Trap, A Light Bronze, Rock Lobster.


6/16/17: Explosive Situation, Man or Woman, Wherever You are.


6/15/17: Arachnophobia, Ruffled Feathers, The Truth is Out There.


6/13/17: Bats in the Belfry, Where's the Fire, Cued Up.


6/12/17: Goose Goose Duck, On the Border, 8 Ball Corner Pocket.


6/9/17: If I Only Had a Heart, Penny for Your Thoughts, Let Them Eat Cake.


6/6/17: My Audience Awaits, Grand Theft Road Rage, Joke's On You.


6/5/17: A Woman's Purse, Piano Bear, Mutant Crab.


6/2/17: Create a Diversion, Pay Attention to Me, A Beautiful Name.


6/1/17: Deep Breath, Mas Tequila, Hot Money.


5/31/17: That Explains It, Creep, Making Our State Look Bad.


5/30/17: Unlucky Moon, Don't Have a Cow, Gonna Go Back in Time.


5/25/17: Bigger, Stronger, Rustier; Something Fowl; Bear the Smell.


5/23/17: Diamond in the Rough, Alcohol Unawareness, Prehistoric Pranking.


5/22/17: The Award Goes to, Don't Forget My Number, Feeling Like a Criminal.


5/18/17: What an Animal, The HPD Won't Let it Be, Doctor My Eyes.


5/17/17: Stuffed Lizard, That's Punny, There's What in Your Toilet.


5/16/17: Blame the Dog, Do You Deliver, Spice Up Your Life.


5/15/17: Over the Hump, Hello Neighbor, Nachyo Cheese.


5/12/17: Back from the Dead, I Swear, Be Aggressive B-E Aggressive.


5/10/17: Somebody's Hangry, Feather in Your Cap, Slither on Home.


5/9/17: Making an Entrance, United Again, No Parking.


5/8/17: Presidential Pinata, Facebook Famous, Playing Possum.


5/5/17: Don't Look at Me Squirrel, Oh So Dirty Money , Flying Now a Days.


5/3/17: Rise of the Machines, Slither Away, Prayer Works.


5/1/17: Kitten in a Tree, Pump the Brakes, School's Out.


4/28/17: The Sky is Falling, #Dumped, That's Gourmet.


4/25/17: Crazy Train, Priorities, Let Me Out.


4/24/17: Mulligan, Pants on Fire, Lost and Found.


4/21/17: Dog Eat Dog, Seems Legit, Back to School.


4/20/17: Hath No Fury, If You Can Dodge a Wrench, Phrasing.


4/18/17: Doggin' It, Ay Chihuahua, Personal Zoo.


4/17/17: Committed to the Bit, Live Birth, i Will Always Love You.


4/14/17: Good Ol Cheeseburger, Hatchet Job, Holding Out for a Hero.


4/10/17: Lady Luck, Glamor Shots, Keep That Thing On a Leash.


4/7/17: Not Your Mama's Cookin, Return to Sender, See You Later Alligator.


4/6/17: Can't Buy Me Love, It's Not Butter, Under the Sea.


4/5/17: Wherefore Art Thou, Diamonds Are Forever, If the Shirt Fits.


4/4/17: Bees, No Horsing Around, Beef to Go.


4/3/17: Spare One Square, How Romantic, Pay it Forward.


3/31/17: I'll Be Watching You, It Must Be True, No Kids Allowed.


3/28/17: Horse Power, One Man's Trash, Hey Bartender.


3/27/17: In the Name Of, By the Code, Dearly Departed.


3/24/17: A Brush With Danger, I'm Feeling Saucy, When Gaming is Life.


3/23/17: That Smell, Andre Iguan-Agassi, And a Dash of Mint.


3/22/17: Sweet Karma, Who's Cheatin Who, Dont Do Drugs.


3/21/17: Burnin Down the House, McSlap, You Had a Bad Day.


3/17/17: Here Kitty Kitty, I'll Drink to That, Get Off the Tracks.


3/16/17: Do Coconuts Migrate, Gas and Sass, Secret Agent Man.


3/15/17: Candy Shop, Nailed It, Got Ya.


3/14/17: That Was Dumb, Delicious Heart Attack, What Was That Again.


3/13/17: Here Come the Rooster, Liar Liar, Had Your Chance.


3/7/17: Cheeseburger in Paradise, Follow the Silver Can Road, Lay Off the Cheddar.


3/6/17: And a Hard Place, Poultry In Motion, Taco Bout Convenient.